phaker

To fake a phone call while IMing.

Julie told me she was on the phone while we were chatting and she never came back. I found out she was just chatting with someone else. That phaker.

by wisnagilicious August 15, 2006

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

Set phasers to stun

An oft heard phrase in any Star Trek movie or series. Setting phasers to stun indicates that the crew is not to engage in fatal action and thus only incapacitating the enemy for capture or to engage in diplomatic discussion after having achieved military superiority.

"Set phasers to stun!" - Any captain or ranking officer of Star Trek.

by MyZk0 January 10, 2012

phaser

Person who is going through a phase, often used by goths to describe baby bats (young goths)

"That kid looks like he just bought that whole outfit from Killstar and like he started listening to Bauhaus after buying the T-shirt. What a phaser."

by governorjerrybrown July 4, 2019

phazer

-noun
1. a gun
more specifically;
a weapon made of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are discharged by the force of an explosion.

a.k.a. burner gat heater gun piece pistol strap

kevin caught a new case, he was arrested with a phazer.

by derrick j. March 28, 2008

phaser

A musical effect achieved by splitting the incoming signal and changing the phasing of it. The signal is taken in and out of phase and mixed back in with the original signal. As the phasing changes, different frequencies get canceled resulting in a warm sort of twisting sound.

"Phwoar! That distorted phaser effect is awesome!"

by Floosh April 14, 2006

phalker

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

by K. McCauley January 6, 2009