phakerr 

When told fast is pronounced as "Fucker"

You Phakerr

phakerr by TheFireGamerxx December 21, 2020

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

phaker 

To fake a phone call while IMing.

Julie told me she was on the phone while we were chatting and she never came back. I found out she was just chatting with someone else. That phaker.

phaker by wisnagilicious August 15, 2006