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The biggest disgrace to my gender.

Feminism used to be about women getting the same rights as men, such as the right to vote and equal pay at work.
Now feminism is a movement full of women who seem to think that their ability to push a baby out of their vagina entitles them to bigger and better everything.
I am a young woman and I disagree with feminism.
It is pretty hypocritical to expect to be treated special because you are a female (such as tighter laws concerning rape or more leniancy if a woman becomes pregnant) yet they get upset when they aren't being treated exactly like a man. The feminists need to realize that women are not better than men. They are EQUAL. You don't see any laws that provide special treatment for men do you?

Example: Once I saw a feminist say that abortions should be legal AND be free. I am all for abortion rights, but demanding that it be free because your ass couldn't use the proper birth control before spreading your legs is absured.

And before you pull the rape card on me, keep in mind that if you go to the hospital after being raped, they give you medications to prevent pregnancy. I see no reason for free abortions.
by DisgracedWoman April 09, 2009
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A relentless political advocacy group pushing for special privileges for women, which pretends to be a social movement advocating equal rights for the genders. Because women have already achieved more than equal rights, a modern feminist is either an ignoramus or a liar. Current feminist dogma is based either on lies, or on emotional appeals. Shaming tactics are used to defend their position and to silence opposition. The central tenant of feminism is a belief in the patriarchy, which is in a giant amorphous conspiracy in which men conspire to oppress women. Because patriarchy can be used to explain everything, and there is no event which could possibly take place to disprove its existence, patriarchy theory is on the same level of intellectual honesty as astrology and homeopathy.

Accomplishments of Feminism:
-- Rewriting history to make people think that feminism earned women the right to vote and to work outside the home. What really happened was that technological advances made it possible for the first time in human history for women to be financially independent. When this happened, women asked for equal rights, and men gave it to them.
-- Making men and women hate each other.
-- Turning women in the US, UK, and some other western countries into vicious, useless, self-entitled cunts.
-- Destroying men's dignity, and in some cases their rights.
Feminism:

Feminists Claim: Women are more likely to be victims of violence.
Reality: Unincarcerated men are more likely to be victims of every type of violent crime than unincarcerated women, apart from rape. The majority of total rapes happen to men in prison.

Source: Bureau of Justice Statistics

Feminist Claim: Women make 77 cents for every dollar a man earns, and this is discrimination.
Reality: The 77 cents statistic comes form comparing nurses and hair stylists to doctors and lawyers. When one factors in things like work hours, work experience, education, and job position, women make closer to 95 cents for every dollar a man earns.

Sources: You should go to wikipedia and click on the little squares. Some of those squares include sources like consad research corporation, and Times.

Feminist Claim: There is work place discrimination against women.
Reality: More laws have been passed in the past several decades protecting women from dirty jokes than laws have been passed protecting men from dying. Affirmative action for women is explicit discrimination against men, and there is no such institutionalized discrimination against women. Women are the only ones who have the right to sue for having their feelings hurt.
Source: Common knowledge
by GrumpyHermit December 29, 2013
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The radical notion that women are systematically oppressed everywhere they go by a grand conspiracy called the patriarchy, and that all men have some vague undefinable privilege about them which blinds them to real instances of sexism or something like that.

Oh and that our culture encourages rape and shovels scorn at rape victims (called rape culture).
Susy is so big on feminism that she wears a tinfoil hat to protect against the patriarchy.
by ratty47 March 12, 2010
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Feminism is the radical notion that men are not people.

Feminism dehumanizes men for political gain. Here are some examples from leading feminists in their own words:

"Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release."

Germaine Greer.

"All men are rapists and that's all they are."

Marilyn French, Author; (later, advisor to Al Gore's Presidential Campaign.)

'To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo." Scum Manifesto. (Valerie Solanas)

"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman." Catherine MacKinnon (inventor of the sexual harassment paradigm, prominent legal feminist scholar; University of Michigan, & Yale.)

"I believe that women have a capacity for understanding and compassion which man structurally does not have, does not have it because he cannot have it. He's just incapable of it." Former Congresswoman Barbara Jordan.

"MALE:...represents a variant of or deviation from the category of female. The first males were mutants...the male sex represents a degeneration and deformity of the female. MAN:...an obsolete life form... an ordinary creature who needs to be watched...a contradictory baby-man..." A feminist Dictionary; ed. Kramarae and Triechler, Pandora Press, 1985:
Typical feminist: "Men tend to be more violent because of their testosterone-fueled macho tendencies. But feminism is against sexism"
by grassy_ass March 27, 2010
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Females who claim that anything sexist against women is harassment, meanwhile they can be sexist every moment of every day.
Feminist: "Men are lazy, useless, gross, sexist pigs."
Man: "Uhhh, isn't that a bit sexist?"
Feminist: "SEE? YOU SEXIST! Go dig yourself into a sexist cult of douchbaggery. RESPECT FEMINISM!"
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The idea that stupid ugly women believe and say they should get the same rights as men, and then claim superiority to men. they believe that men should still hold doors for them and pull out their chairs and treat them like queens. when in fact they should get off their fucking high horse and do it themselves. don't expect equality when you believe in your superiority. Bitches, sluts, hoes, tramps, cunts.
Marci: womenz shuld get equeel raightsz!
Me: Yeah I think so too
Marci: yaaa can you buy me that purse????
Me: why don't you buy it. I don't think you need something that expensive just to hold shit. If you believe in feminism, then maybe you should buy it, I mean i would never spend that much money on a man.
Marci: I'M A WOMAN TREAT ME WITH RESPECT GOD DAMN IT BUY ME SHIT!
Me: why don't you buy me something?
Marci: THE MAN BUYS THINGS FOR THE WOMAN
Me: *facepalm*
by dungoofed2012 October 08, 2011
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What women who can't get laid turn to when lesbians don't want to be around them, either.
Feminism - why just bitch to your friends when you can pretend to be oppressed and annoy everyone?
by amfx22000 January 07, 2009
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