petity 

the petite for male. when a man is morbidly, or extremely obese, beside his genitals, in which is the quite opposite, which is normally quite unnatractive to the opposite sex

Example:
Tyler is a petity but he can make a good dad joke and wear dirty ass huraches so its ok

listen tyler you seem nice but your toooooo petity for me (walks away with fellow wizards)

petity by ciaran757 October 18, 2018

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Petty

Petty is when you make a fucking big deal over small shit.

You're petty. All I said was 'I wasn't interested.' Can you plz chill bitch?

Petty by omfggdiana February 18, 2017

petty ass bitch 

A group of people or one person who talk shit and make indirect comment about people and they don't wanna run they SCARY ASS UP💯💯!!!

Tionna was a petty ass bitch when she was talking shit and didn't say it to my face..

petty ass bitch by LilShawty Society May 29, 2016

petty

1. making things, events, or actions normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset, uncooperative, childish, or stubborn.

2. A person who habitually overreacts.

3. A person who is purposefully childish with the intent of illiciting a reaction (sometimes funny).

4. An immature over reaction in retaliation of an undesired outcome.

1. Susie is upset the teacher didn't call on her after answering three times in a row. She's petty.

2. I really don't feel like going over Xenobia's house today, you know shes mad petty.

3. She told me if I change the game I might have a chance so I turned the channel from Knicks to the PGA tour.

4. "Oooooooh so you want to stay out all night?" *changes locks on front door*

petty by Ch1ef July 20, 2016

Petty

Being childish over little things

Marcus is being childish. #PettyMarcus

Petty by Doesnt matter too me May 29, 2017

petty

Me

I am petty

petty by pettyassbitch March 16, 2017