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petities
"I love your petities, they are so lovely to look at and to lick, yummy!"
"she is so hot, and those petities make her even hotter!"
"she is so hot, and those petities make her even hotter!"
petities by truthteller632 December 1, 2022
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petitish whore
denotes a miniature pentecostal who most likely teaches typing at a random inner-city high school. Petitish whores are easily recognizable for they wear their hair in cinnamon roll buns and often wear denim skirts which button down the front. This fashionable skirt also creates much fun as a makeshift blanket on the hillside, hence the "whore."
petitish whore by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011
Petitties
A word that combines the words "petite" and "titties", and may be used to compliment individuals with small breasts.
Guy 1: hey dude, i've seen you've been hanging out with sophia a lot recently.
Guy 2: Yeah, what about it?
Guy 1: nothing, I just didn't know you were into flat girls.
Guy 2: Damn right, good ol' pair of petitties!
Guy 2: Yeah, what about it?
Guy 1: nothing, I just didn't know you were into flat girls.
Guy 2: Damn right, good ol' pair of petitties!
Petitties by LeDukeofDeNuke May 3, 2021
Petitties
A female whose breasts are considered petite or small. It's a mix of the two words: PETITE and TITTIES
Petitties by P00zy.D3ztr0y3r.3005 December 9, 2017
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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