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A short word for please.



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n00b: plz , me r0x0rZ j00rZ b0x0rZ 24/7, aight!!!??!!111
Darcus: please dont hurt me
n00b: Bawhawhwahaha!
by Darcus January 06, 2003
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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I am too lazy to type the whole word,"Please".
by Gospel_Devil2 December 22, 2014
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Another way of saying the word 'please'.
<psypher> fu
<boburt> fu2
<psypher> plz die
<boburt> ok
by psypher February 16, 2004
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A half assed way of saying please. The correct way to abbreviate would be 'pls'.
bob: can i have some money plz
joe: no.
by x03 May 09, 2011
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1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.
1. plz! u r so wrong. ur a fag. (pronounced "PLZZZ! Ooh rrr so wrong. Err a fag." to everyone except for the very dumb and confused author and his/her moronic friends/fellow institute patients)
by guy November 23, 2003
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