Petitty
I heard that you searched on Google for a petitty.
Petitty by Fred McBob May 20, 2009
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Petitty fuck
When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.
Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).
Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).
Example 1_
Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!
Example 2_
Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!
Girl 2: omg what an asshole.
Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!
Example 2_
Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!
Girl 2: omg what an asshole.
Petitty fuck by Nae_nae98 August 27, 2019
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Petitty • Petitty fuck • Petitt • petittehoneytea • petityass • petutty • mash-patitty • petities • p'titties • Petit Tube
mash-patitty
When a bigger girl without much breast muscle mass puts on a too tight sports bra and it looks like she has one single breast around her chest and spilling over to the sides.
Sometimes, you see a girl walking down the street and she's all mash-patitty and then you see her gym bag and see its the sports bra.
mash-patitty by cinemaone February 28, 2011
Petitties
A word that combines the words "petite" and "titties", and may be used to compliment individuals with small breasts.
Guy 1: hey dude, i've seen you've been hanging out with sophia a lot recently.
Guy 2: Yeah, what about it?
Guy 1: nothing, I just didn't know you were into flat girls.
Guy 2: Damn right, good ol' pair of petitties!
Guy 2: Yeah, what about it?
Guy 1: nothing, I just didn't know you were into flat girls.
Guy 2: Damn right, good ol' pair of petitties!
Petitties by LeDukeofDeNuke May 3, 2021
petityass
a combination of a penis, a set of tities, and an ass to form a petityass. invented by the fiesta five from walter reed middle school. used to describe a shemale's body parts. Also can be used to describe a female's body parts if they are particularly unattractive.
to draw, draw two circles next to each other so that they are touching. draw a nipple on each circle, and below the circles draw a pile of poop, and above the circles draw a penis so that it is touching both circles. congratulations, you have drawn a petityass.
to draw, draw two circles next to each other so that they are touching. draw a nipple on each circle, and below the circles draw a pile of poop, and above the circles draw a penis so that it is touching both circles. congratulations, you have drawn a petityass.
she has a petityass!!!
petityass by fiesta five January 5, 2009
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