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harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.
"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"
Peiton-the definition of a bestfriend. She is beautiful, strong, funny, outgoing, independant, and someone you can really depend on. I cant say that if you have someone named Peiton in your life to never let them go because theres only one like her She loves you for who you are not what you could be Anyone who meets her & has the privilege to get to know the real her instantly becomes connected with her No matter what, through thick and thin she'll stay by your side She is someone you hope to still be able to share old memories with while creating new ones Shes the type of person who would fight for you no matter what the odds are & you absolutely love that about her She sings songs with you at annoying volumes & dances with you in public like a crazy person & not even care what other people think She makes you feel like you belong even when you think you don’t When she's gone you miss her like crazy When shes there don't waste a minute You consider yourselves as true sisters & thats a bond that wont be broken Getting her to smile is you're priority If someone were to hurt her you jump up & defend her till the very end Hurting her isn't an option in your world You would literally do ANYTHING for her In the end the point is Peiton is someone you shouldn’t ever let go Shes beautiful inside&out and shes someone you can have so much in common with but still find things to bicker about & In the end shes a great bestfriend & an even better person that i love with all my heart!
My bestfriend/sister Peiton is the best sister anyone could ask for. I am so lucky to have her in my life and i hope to never lose her EVER.
Peiton by exltrh2kc September 26, 2012

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.
hi there would you like to sign my petition?

Petition 

a list of people who support your ideas
sign my Petition for free food plese
Petition by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petiteness

Slang term for a tiny girl, petite girl, with more affection.
Petiteness but that ass fat.

- Biggie
petiteness by badsanta July 22, 2005
The small shielded venue in which children can not only pet the geese but shave them.
Earl took the kids over to the petitent. I hope they get a big one after we spent all that money on the tar.
petitent by Freedy Al January 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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