Petition

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petition

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

Petition

The democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread ✨

by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020

petition

petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.

by zorroloco July 7, 2007

petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign

Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?

by Theodd1 December 28, 2018