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Petimony
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The unauthorized
petting
of a pet that is not her own.
Meaning
, unauthorized by your
current
pet.
Lassie
accused Timmy of petimony for
petting
farmer Brown's cow. Timmy then had to
lawyer up
.
by
Golden Dumper
August 1, 2025
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