Petito

Petito: When you wish someone would just disappear.

Keep talking shit and I will petito that ass

Petito by ColoradoMack September 29, 2021

Petito

Verb: the action of setting out on a trip and showing up one person short

Did you hear? Jasmine petito’d Preston on their way back from the ski trip. Nobody’s seen him since

Petito by BurninBrydges March 24, 2022

Petito’d 

When one sustains physical violence from their spouse or significant other while on a mobile vacation (namely van-lifing)

I was on vacation with my boyfriend and was scared I was going to get petito’d.

Petito’d by Harpbru February 5, 2022

harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.

"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"

harvey petito by sexyharveyboy101 July 19, 2018

Harvey Petito

PERFECTION

"You got a perfect score on your test"
*Sees Harvey Petito written on the front of the test paper*

Harvey Petito by woahthatsagressive August 20, 2018

Harvey petito

A fucking hot model, one of the sexiest Australian guys ever to be seen and soon to be dating the amazing Antonia maree what a perfect couple they would be!

Person: who’s that?!

Fan: that’s harvey petito, the hottest Australian model ever!

Harvey petito by Unknownmemeberof1D March 28, 2020

Gabby Petito 

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Venora Petito was an American blogger who was killed by Brian in August 2021. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Meanwhile, 726 Native American go missing me no care, thought the media. Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Venora Petito.

I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl. If she was some native no one would give two craps.

Gabby Petito by FugginPARODYbro September 1, 2025