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Gabby Petito

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Venora Petito was an American blogger who was killed by Brian in August 2021. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Meanwhile, 726 Native American go missing me no care, thought the media. Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Venora Petito.

I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl. If she was some native no one would give two craps.

by FugginPARODYbro September 1, 2025

Crazy Lunatic

I. Demishio in the process of verifying Kyouki for 3 hours straight for 175 days in a row spending 501997 attempts in total.
II. Another way of saying Gabby Petito who was found guilty of killing Brian Laundarie after escaping prison in 2021 for raping, murdering, and assaulting a police officer and trading crack for entertainment back in 1997.

I. Damn imagine how many times Demishio heard creo say "Crazy" when verifying kyouki in 2022 He must be a crazy lunatic!
II. Gabby Petito is a Crazy Lunatic who was arrested for killing a police officer and trading drugs. She blamed it on Brian Laudarie and killed him in 2021 because Brian snitched on her. this crazy lunatic committed well deserved suicide shortly later.

by FugginPARODYbro August 18, 2025

ViPriN UFO

A silly UFO Geometry Dash level released in the 1990s that goes “ are you ready ready ready big bad daddy oh” that is dedicated to a random Norwegian baby boomer named Vipi Rinn (ViPriN; 1949-2003) verified on June 29, 1996 by a baby boomer named BHO cookie (1954-2005) in 69,420 attempts. All its victors in 1996 are people in the baby boomer generation (b. 1946-1964) of which half of them died a few years after. As of 2013, it’s #63 and spent almost 20 years on the demonlist

ViPriN UFO aka baby boomer demon was initially placed at 40 on August 17, 1996.

by FugginPARODYbro July 4, 2025

Native Americans

A group of people who are a white persons afterthought. Often out of consideration when white people want real estate.

NoUhh: EmmMa, here’s free land
EmmMa: uh NooUhh I think the native Americans live here. Maybe don’t take it
NoUhh: who cares about them? They’ll find a new home.

EmmMa: eh fuck it we are clearly more important.

by FugginPARODYbro July 4, 2025

George H. W. Bush

A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.

This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.

by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025

Ashlyn ALR 5

I. A abolitionist who owned 10+ slaves and supported the confederacy.
II. Another way of saying “Thomas Jefferson”
III. Put it pure and Simple: a Ashlyn ALR 5 is a hypocrite.

Thomas Jefferson is a paramount example of a Ashlyn ALR 5. Guy hated slavery in words but owned 600 slaves and didn’t free one.

by FugginPARODYbro July 2, 2025

Bella Nicole

Bella Nicole 2005 Roubaix Elite (14 May 2005 - 21 July 2023) was a princess who was widely recognized as a much nicer version of Gabby ALR 5 the scumbag. Bella Nicole actually cared about your feelings and wanted to spend time with you, rather than exploit and guilt-trip you. Unlike Gabby, Bella Nicole actually helped make society better, freed many of gabby's prisoner of wars and trailed Gabby for treason in 2011.

SaryNeverClear enjoyer: I liked Gabby ALR 5.
Nisha: WHAT?? you must also like Hitler!
SaryBeverClear enjoyer: whoops. I ment Bella Nicole.

Nisha: that's better sary.

by FugginPARODYbro July 2, 2025