Petito’d 

When one sustains physical violence from their spouse or significant other while on a mobile vacation (namely van-lifing)

I was on vacation with my boyfriend and was scared I was going to get petito’d.

Petito’d by Harpbru February 5, 2022

Mon petit frülülü d'amour

Surnom affectueux, tendre et volontairement un peu ridicule donné à une personne que l’on aime. « Frülülü » est un mot inventé sans signification précise, choisi pour sa sonorité douce, amusante et mignonne.

« Viens là, mon petit frülülü d'amour, j’ai besoin d’un câlin. »

Mon petit frülülü d'amour by JuJulx August 30, 2026

Viky Le Petit Dauphin 

A dolphin that Mrs. Mirville killed because she polluted the ocean and killed him and his music

R.I.P Viky, we love you

Je suis Viky le petit dauphin
Tape tape tes nageoires oo lala leve les main
PROTEGE MOI
Viky le petit dauphin

tape tape sur ton museau plonge et viens faire un bain
AVEC MOIIIIIIIIIII

Viky Le Petit Dauphin by Raphael haddad March 15, 2019

petit pied de santé 

Is used to describe someone sensitive. literal translation from French: "small health foot".

Oh stop being such a "petit pied de santé"

petit pied de santé by atscha June 19, 2021

International Throw Petite People Day 

6th of June is International Throw Petite People Day, for people who don't like to be called short and thus uneligible for Throw Short People Day on October 21st

Since I you're petite and not short, i'll throw you around on International Throw Petite People Day on June 6th instead

International Throw Petite People Day by jeremiahdoe April 15, 2025