Petitorial

Adjective. Describes someone who is so territorial about their pets that they become obnoxiously jealous, defensive or sensitive about their pets liking anyone but them.

So you're dog likes me. Why are you so damn jealous? You're freaking Petitorial! Back off!

Petitorial by The Winged Boar November 24, 2017

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Petorials

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials

Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.

Petorials by mdk_dl March 24, 2010

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pectorials

a word screamed by a sylbieerras she forcefully grabs at the chest of an unconsenting male. this is often done in surprise, making a man scream

Sylbieerr: PECTORIALS!!!
Random assault victim: AAAGH!!!

pectorials by Erriott July 29, 2006

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pectorials

also known as "pecs" on a guy (most probably wearing a wifebeater) with rippling muscles

[hott guy with muscles enters the room]
settit: "hey rachelle-pectorials up in here!!"
rachelle: damn !!

pectorials by Settit July 1, 2006

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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