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peterface 

another word for jessi's dick haha
penis, johnson, peter, head, dick, wacker, weiner, one-eyed monster, schlong etc.
peterface by soph April 28, 2003
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petergazer 

the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a pis
you like what you see you peter gazing fag
petergazer by Nick a bitch January 14, 2004

Pokerface 

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

petereater 

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.
Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.
petereater by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009
To mule your employees until they go home sick or quit.
The trainmaster wont peterfuck me again! If he does I will go home sick.
Peterfuck by Sir Toppem Hat January 17, 2009

peckerface 

Some one with an extremly ugly face and has a nose that looks like a pecker.
Lee Hampy has is a peckerface and will never get laid by a woman with all her teeth.

Peterfile 

A person who's name is Peter, and he/she is a petifile

Pronounced: Peh-Ter-File
Mom: I met a great guy last night named Peter! He wants to move quickly! So do I!

Bob: Mom, that guy is probably a Peterfile. He wants in on me. Dump him
Peterfile by Seamoose26 November 10, 2017
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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