by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009
A soda or water bottle filled with water used for cleaning ones ass after taking a shit, they are sometimes left in the bathroom, similar to a bidets purpose. Generally used by arabs because they are not fond of toilet paper to say the least.
by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009
The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.
Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
by Cornholio6379 May 22, 2010
Buzz: I'm so high man after smokin 2 blunts and bowl:}}}...
Bud : I know. I think I need a ghanjanap I'm so baked:}}}
Buzz: Me too...
Bud : I know. I think I need a ghanjanap I'm so baked:}}}
Buzz: Me too...
by cornholio6379 August 15, 2010