Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
generally whilst your urinating in a public bathroom at a urinal stall with men doing the same or in the showers of a gym/P.E. classes... basically any point in time you may be "exposed" in the company of several men familiar or otherwise unfamiliar; you catch a man looking at your privates a little to long to be a casual glance... you actually see a twinkle in his eyes and perhaps a smirking grin and possibly licking of his lips and your getting a creepy feeling and it's making you uncomfortable and even irritable... "penis watcher" lol... "sharky"
oh man, that buy was funny... i caught him checking out my package :) LOL that dude was straight "peter gazing" i think his new name should be "PETER GAZER" or perhaps we just nick name him "sharky" i mean you would think he was the "shower monitor"
When someone purposely or accidently looks down at your mid-section while your in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your wanger is exposed.
Hey lookcoach is in the locker room again, "Peter gazer, peter gazer!!"
not doing what youre supposed to do but acting like youre doing it
(when there is no supervisor)
youre doing nothing of what youre supposed to do...
other person- hey stop petergazing and get back to work!
you- no im not petergazing, im working!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.