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Peter Packing Peter Gazer 

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

peter gazer

generally whilst your urinating in a public bathroom at a urinal stall with men doing the same or in the showers of a gym/P.E. classes... basically any point in time you may be "exposed" in the company of several men familiar or otherwise unfamiliar; you catch a man looking at your privates a little to long to be a casual glance... you actually see a twinkle in his eyes and perhaps a smirking grin and possibly licking of his lips and your getting a creepy feeling and it's making you uncomfortable and even irritable... "penis watcher" lol... "sharky"
oh man, that buy was funny... i caught him checking out my package :) LOL that dude was straight "peter gazing" i think his new name should be "PETER GAZER" or perhaps we just nick name him "sharky" i mean you would think he was the "shower monitor"
peter gazer by eighty-six December 26, 2008

petereater 

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.
Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.
petereater by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009

petergate 

The coverup by the Pope of the activities of pedophile priests.
What's going on with the Pope and covering up the sexual abuse scandals is turning into a real petergate!
petergate by alphagrl April 28, 2010

peter gazer

When someone purposely or accidently looks down at your mid-section while your in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your wanger is exposed.
Hey look coach is in the locker room again, "Peter gazer, peter gazer!!"
peter gazer by CSells March 19, 2004

petergazing 

not doing what youre supposed to do but acting like youre doing it
(when there is no supervisor)
youre doing nothing of what youre supposed to do...
other person- hey stop petergazing and get back to work!
you- no im not petergazing, im working!
petergazing by aflac 818 January 10, 2005