petching

to pet a dutchie queen

lauren broke into my house and was petching dutchie queen

by cadence drake November 28, 2021

pelching

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.

Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!

by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pitching a cave

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

Pitching and catching

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Patching

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019