The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.
by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 07, 2011
1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.
2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
by Pirate Fish June 04, 2009
The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".
by Tanner11 October 14, 2011
To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.
****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
by Joric La Cox August 04, 2007
Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
by QuickTipsManual January 22, 2011
"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"
"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"
"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"
by DivaLiscous2 May 02, 2010
by Big Timmah March 02, 2014