Patching 

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Patching 

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

Patching by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022

Patching 

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Patching 

Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.

Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'

Patching by jobo91 June 9, 2011

Patching 

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

Patching by DeeMo September 26, 2014

Patching 

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

Patching by jsb451 December 12, 2013

patching 

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

patching by edilla February 8, 2010