permashift 

When you shift realities but choose to permanently shift there, unlike respawning, when you permashift you always have the choice to return to your CR.

Girl1: hey I think I might permashift
Girl2: ok but just make sure your 100% sure since it’s a big decision

permashift by your mom123412341 April 11, 2022

Permashifting 

Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.

Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!

Permashifting by A human being that slays October 15, 2022

Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.

Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.

Permashitshow by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010

permashot 

When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.

David, you can't ride up front because Jared has permashot.

permashot by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008

permashit 

When your dog/cat/brother/whatever craps on the floor and it leaves a permanent stain.

My fucking boxer had permashit diarrhea all over my kitchen floor this morning.

permashit by CBlender May 2, 2008

Permashut 

Noun,
A serious and often deadly medical condition affecting the vagina, whereby the vaginal canal walls actually fuse together and permanently close. Caused by acute and prolonged voluntary or involuntary sexual abstinence. If treated early, the condition can be reversed with a proceedure known as a Donkeydickotamy in which huge erect penis is repeatedly thrust into the vaginal canal tearing a new opening. This proceedure is long and painful and often requires reconstructive surgery, not usually covered by conventional medical plans.

Mika: "CELEBATE 4LIFE!"
Hector: "I hope you're still putting things in there on occasion to make sure your vagina doesn't permashut."

Permashut by armbarbandit June 11, 2011

permastiffy

an erection that doesn't seem to go away, or when someone's package is so big that it constantly looks like they have a boner.

man 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK, DUDE?
man 2: oh, it's just a permastiffy.

permastiffy by Nikayyyyy April 20, 2007