Permashart

Permanent shart stains.

Chris has stained his boxers so hard they are permashart.

Permashart by BrewerSam October 22, 2015

Permafart

When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.

I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.

Permafart by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010

Permashifting 

Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.

Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!

Permashifting by A human being that slays October 15, 2022

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.

Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.

permashades by super adam January 15, 2010

Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.

Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.

Permashitshow by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010

Permashacker 

Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.

Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?

Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.

Permashacker by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011

permashot 

When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.

David, you can't ride up front because Jared has permashot.

permashot by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008