Perma-Short 

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.

"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"

Perma-Short by gRip July 31, 2007

permashot 

When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.

David, you can't ride up front because Jared has permashot.

permashot by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008

Permashot 

Perminent Shotgun in your friend's car.

Steve: "Shotgun!"
Rob: "Fuck you dude, you know i have permashot."

Permashot by Every name is already taken! July 11, 2006

Permashart

Permanent shart stains.

Chris has stained his boxers so hard they are permashart.

Permashart by BrewerSam October 22, 2015