permastiffy Share definition Flag an erection that doesn't seem to go away, or when someone's package is so big that it constantly looks like they have a boner. man 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK, DUDE? man 2: oh, it's just a permastiffy. permastiffy by Nikayyyyy April 20, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the permastiffy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch