permashot

When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.

David, you can't ride up front because Jared has permashot.

by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008

Permashot

Perminent Shotgun in your friend's car.

Steve: "Shotgun!"
Rob: "Fuck you dude, you know i have permashot."

by Every name is already taken! July 11, 2006

Permastoked

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.

Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!

by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

permastoned

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.

"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".

by so stoked April 7, 2005

permastoned

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.

Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

by dirty-pirate-hooker August 4, 2008

permawhore

a super whore. a cum dumpster. a dartboard for sperm. one that likes nothing more than to take a massive load all on her tits... all. day. long. in a permanent state of sex. if she's not full of man meat, alert anyone, and boom, they are in.

damn, have you met that girl merritt? she sure is a permawhore.

by feel that October 10, 2011

Permashifting

Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.

Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!

by A human being that slays October 15, 2022