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A woman who's nipples always seem to be visibly hard. this can be more commonly found in women who have had breast implants, but is not a specific requirement for permanip.

dude i've seen that hoe three times with her nipples sticking out through her shirt. The bitch must have permanip!

permanip by Christian Hummel May 23, 2008

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permanips

the state at which both nipples are permanently erect

Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!

permanips by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009

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permanip • permanipplelipilis • Permanipplitis • permadip • Permanick • Permanise • perma-nickname • Perma-Ripe

permanipplelipilis

When you have permanently hard nipples

It's so cold I have permanipplelipilis
Joe's nipples are always hard, he has permanipplelipilis.

permanipplelipilis by CdnIdol September 30, 2006

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permadip

A permadip is the result of putting in to many large pinches of smokeless tobacco. This causes the lip to bulge out to appear that you have a dip in when in all reality you do not.

Man, does that kid have a fatty in or is that just his permadip?

permadip by jhiggy11 November 8, 2006

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Permanipplitis

Erect man-nipples

He is suffering from Permanipplitis

Permanipplitis by Joone March 27, 2009

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Permanick

A young boy named nick that goes to Francis Lewis high school that has a fire perm and gets all the bitches.

No way that Permanick!!!
Omg! Who’s that boy over there he’s kinda cute is that Permanick.

Permanick by Permanick November 1, 2021

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Permanise

Verb; to make permanent.

To christen.

“Permanise that braid, gurl 🫵🥸.”

Permanise by YEAH THEY BOYS March 26, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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