christen

To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.

Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?

by alabaster mcnasty November 2, 2005

Christen

Christen is a kind hearted girl that's very smart and adventerous, and always loves a good laugh with her friends. She is a pretty and modest girl that likes to have fun! All the guys love her and want to be with her, but Christen has high standards and wouldnt go out with any guy. People are always jealous of her and envy her for her beauty. If you ever meet a 'Christen' never let go, she will make your life worth it.

Derick (Jock): "Hey girl, how about you make me happy and go on a date"
Christen (amazing smart beautiful chick): "uhh sorry no, im too good for you Derick"
*turns around but then looks over her shoulder*
Christen: "oh, and dont you dare be creepin' on my Instagram you bloody bastard"
All of Derick's friends: OHHHHHH OOOFFFFTTTT

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G August 12, 2018

christen

(name): alternate spelling for 'kristen'; usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!

Hey, my name's Christen!

by peace&love :) February 5, 2010

Christen

To perform a sex act in a new vehicle for the first time. Thought to bring good luck to the car

Did you and your girl christen your new car yet?

by Providendacator June 3, 2018

christen

sexiest person to ever walk this planet every guy will falling head over heals for her. one day there will be a kiss or hug a christen day.!

OMG! Look its Christen lets go kiss her.!

by sexychick303 October 18, 2011

Christen

a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player

CHRISTEN JOE CROSBY:)

by verypissedoff January 8, 2012

Christen

An initiation ritual sometimes performed by obnoxious adolescents on people or new objects and buildings. In its most explicit form, the act involves pressing or touching the scrotum to a person or object that has not yet been cristened.

The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.

"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"

by ScienceBomb August 13, 2018