penitz
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I slammed my penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"
I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021
Related Words
penitz • Penitzel • penith • penit • penizzle • penitentiary • peniz • Penitentiary Chances • penito • penitration
Penchester Penited
Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen
Me : what a finished football club !
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen
Me : what a finished football club !
Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022
I thlammed my penith in the car door
a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.
I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021
Penitentiary Chances
Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Penitentiary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017
I thlammed my penith in the car door
A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
I thlammed my penith in the car door by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
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