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annoying bed 

A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep
Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"
annoying bed by DeKnees August 17, 2020

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

Stop you annoying 

A phrase uttered when you are trying to focus on something, and someone else won't stop bothering you. Typically said by a parent to a child, may also be said between adults when one adult considers themselves superior to the other.
Example 1:

Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, it will be another 5 minutes"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, not yet"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "Stop you annoying"

Example 2:

*Woman cuts to the front of the line"
Person standing in line: "Hello, we are all in line here"
Woman who cut: "I'm busy and don't have time for this, stop you annoying"

Annoying fangirls 

Girls from age 3-19+ that go apeshit if you say

*said name* uses too much audiotune

*said name* has a tiny dick, I have a bigger one, and I am a girl

*said name* smokes too much

*said name* is a fuck head

*said name*'s music sucks
Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz

Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
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BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"

Annoying like a Petru 

Someone who's Annoying like a Petru, is someone whos kills you when your AFK, kills you when healing even though the fight is over. And then complains when they're losing.
John killed me while I was AFK grinding. He's annoying like a Petru

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot 

I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture
Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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