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"That fella is such a THAID"
THAID by THAID_YT November 22, 2023
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Thai Bong 

The act of mixing marijiuana with tobbaco and smoking it in a bong. Popular in Thailand and Vancouver, BC (because the abundance of marijiuana) Taking the entire bowl in one will produce a huge cloud and give you a wicked head rush.
Hey man pass me some smokes so I can bust up a thai bong session!
Thai Bong by Vancouverclart August 8, 2008
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Thailand RTO 

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.
" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...
Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020

thai hot pot 

dipping your fingers in a pot of hot wax, while a Thai ladyboy poos on your chest; also, a Noodles & Co. dish
Josh and Sarah had a great honeymoon, until she gave him a Thai hot pot.
thai hot pot by ktchaos April 16, 2014
To claim victory, even after you've lost, and badly.
To 'pwn with easy'.
To die testing a 'parashoot'.

Named after the stupidest player to ever stumble onto a WoW server
SIF I lost that duel, im pulling a thados, I pwned you with easy !!

Dude, you suck, that was a total thados
Yeah, my parashoot didn't open :(, dumb horde !
thados by creamcheese February 22, 2005
Thaila is a amazing friend she comes across more confident than she actually is. She can be sensitive but loves her friends with all her heart. If you have a Thaila in your life hold on and don’t let her go she is your BFF and will stay that way for all your life. Thaila is pretty, talented, flexible and the best friend in the world. She trusts you with anything and dates a lot of guys but gets over them easily because she is a strong person.

Thaila is:
Amazing
Kind
Beautiful

Caring
Pretty

Talented

Flexible
And you should love her forever more
Wow Thaila is so flexible and pretty I am so jealous!
I wish Thaila was my BFF
Thaila by Xx_mystery_xX October 31, 2019

Thai-ger 

(n) or ( adj) An older Asian female on the prowl for younger men. Initally coined on the island of Oahu in 2008.
Dude, is that a Tranny or a Thai-ger trying to buy me a drink

Dude, have you seen Phiilip McCooter's girl, she's such a thai-ger
Thai-ger by Cashew-Actual July 18, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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