penito

noun. A term of endearment describing the male external genitalia. The penito is of Spanish and English origin, appearing in popular discourse in the late 2000s. The word is a combination of pene, meaning penis in Spanish, and -ito.

Kevin put his penito in Vivian's holita

She grabbed him by his penito and walked him around the house.

by Jiggadubz, Tyrone January 2, 2009

penito

The smallest designation of penis size / length. Similar to the "schlort", the penito represents a laughably short size of the male anatomy.

"When she got his pants off, she laughed out loud at his small penito."

by Frank Klaune March 5, 2004

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

Pepitoz

A sad little gnome who tried to make his own currency in the World of Warcraft. He called the currency MSK and claimed to be selling cats, but when asked if he would sell someone a cat, he would only respond "Cat not for sale!". That is the story of poor little Pepitoz.

Link to video of Pepitoz the gnome
here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Rurikar
or here:www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqCkDcx6KIs

by Maxim M. February 5, 2009

penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

by Max December 16, 2003

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Julia Penton

Instagram famous Julia Penton, known for her spam accounts and insane drama with her side kick Bri, works at hooters and loves Xanax and the N word!

*friend pops a xan* “that was so Julia Penton if you!”

by mureahbutmyfriendscallmelame May 20, 2018