CrungleChugger97's definitions

what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

gay prison sex

You dropped the soap

I dropped the soap and now I'll have gay prison sex

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Stabbable

relating to being able or capable of being stabbed.

Person 1: Yo, look that hoe over there.

person 2: yeah, she looks real stabbable.

by CrungleChugger97 September 13, 2021

Women

government schemes to make you think they exist

russian spies are posing as "women"

by CrungleChugger97 October 7, 2022

who the hell is steve jobs

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021

I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021