CrungleChugger97's definitions

women over 50 dating

Some random ad on UrbanDictionary I see all the time. I wonder how much UD's getting payed to show this.

UD:women over 50 dating!

Me:That's not a milf, that's a dinosaur

by CrungleChugger97 November 2, 2021

Bananeled

I shit you not, reader, he turned himself into a banana. funniest shit I've ever seen.

Eteled:Sam, Sam! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! I'M BANANELED!!!

by CrungleChugger97 November 4, 2021

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021

Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen

person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist

by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

yiffphobia

the fear of people in animal costumes having sex. Or it could also be the fear of furry pornography, this phobia isn't very common, however having it doesn't exactly mean a dislike or hatred of furries, most cases of yiffphobia come from people who do not know much about furries as the concept confuses them, or because they want to join the community but they don't be effected by yiff, the most likely reason for this is stereotypes as they don't want to be portrayed as said stereotypes, but as of now research is still ongoing.

Percy: I want to join the furry community but I don't want to have sex in costumes.

Mart: sounds like you have yiffphobia

by CrungleChugger97 November 18, 2021

Ankha Zone

the very definition of endless suffering

Real suffering is ankha zone

by CrungleChugger97 November 18, 2021