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Having a small penis.
Dylan has a penit.

Girls don't like Dylan's penit.

You refer to Dylan's small penis as a penit.
penit by Brooks Hanna November 24, 2007
a term used to describe areas or buildings that are designated as legal graffiti areas.
Miami has the most well known graffiti penits.
Penit by bevus1 January 1, 2014
To have an extremely small penis.
"Nico has a penit and can't get laid".
"Nico your penit is so small!"
Penit by castlesparkle November 29, 2017
coquette lana del rey vinyl core word for penis.
“Le penit”

“I know right that’s so lana del rey preppy vinyl”
Penit by hatosaurs September 14, 2023

Penit Urt 

"Mercy just ulted, and their reinhardt is at full health, that makes my Penit Urt."
"Victory Royale? That make my Penit REALLY Urt"
Penit Urt by Itters69 September 17, 2022

Stupid Penit

A stupid penit is something that you find very very dumb. My stupid friend says this all the time
Stupid Penit by Jsjsndndfn February 8, 2021
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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