When you have a retarded penis. When youre actually retarded enough to have a penis with a brain of its own. Wtf? If you have a penizzle then Steven Nipper will come slap it so watch out. Penizzles are usually shaped like a pretzel, therefor making it "interesting" to give head to.

Joe lookoed down one day only to notice that he had a penizzle. What a fuckin niglet. Therefor steven went and slapped it.

penizzle by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003

Penizzle

A slang term for penis derived from Snoop Dogg like slang such as fo-shizzle.

Hey. Why don't you come over and play with my penizzle

Penizzle by BullyFTW February 18, 2009

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Penizzle

Black for "Penis"
Also used by white people trying to sound black

"That nigga gots a massive Penizzle"

Penizzle by Jizzle McGizzle January 24, 2007

Penazzler

To decorate one's penis with jewels, as in bedazzling your penis.

My girlfriend wanted me to bedazzle my cock so she bought me a Penazzler.

Penazzler by Lendog3 March 27, 2010

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Penazzle

To decorate your cock with jewels, thus bedazzling your penis.

His cock it small but its penazzled so its worthy.

Penazzle by digitelman January 20, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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