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that guy who force fed hitler poison
maguire killed hitler
by 888888888888888 August 30, 2017
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guy who is a 7 incher by the time hes 13
man, maguire has a huge dick
by pupperchino March 26, 2018
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A tall lanky oke with no mates who has hit excessive deflation after vac (this may be due to his tendancy to take dangerous amounts of anabolic steriods).... When he is drunk he vividly talks about his small penis and how he loves boerie in his mouth...
Maguire: hey bro I'm drunk and my penis is small
Maguire: this would be the perfect time for a main boerie
by #thug4life December 18, 2011
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The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.
Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.
by lankyboobsn October 21, 2013
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That bitch who fucks all your hoes. The girls all love him and wish to fuck him. He’s also on a period half the time.
by Fuckingpussypath April 29, 2018
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He is a god at bmx racing
Maguire could whoop Resses ass on a bmx track

Jk
by Bmx racing February 25, 2019
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