penismage

Short for penis-magician. Describing something as able to work magic into a penis; or work magic with a penis.
Not to be confused with ass-master(master of the rectum).

Z: Hey Tom seen the penismage today?
T: No didn't know there was one in town.

by John Doser February 19, 2009

peniswag

Its etymology is widely disputed but latest research has proven that it was first used by a certain boy in the german town "Rheine" who randomly rearranged the letters on his keyboard during a horrendously boring english lesson and here by accidentally discovered it. It is a fusion of the words "penis" and "swag."

Combined, these words have no meaning but what one might try to convey through the sentence and it's verbal delivery. It can be used as a verb, a noun, an adjective and an adverb.

Dude, that was totally Peniswag!

Here Peniswag takes the meaning of the word gnarly.

His Peniswagging days were over for good.
Here its meaning is generally undefined.

Your Peniswag is totally fucked up.
Here Peniswag could mean anything from chi to karma to health.

by Lockhart of Sharpton November 3, 2013

Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 13, 2003

penisvagina

used when you have nothing else to say. used to confuse others and to get off the topic you wish not to talk about. A confuser.

Shanante: Demad! why the freak was you all up in chanequa's grill like that!
Demad: huh? oh, penisvagina
Shanate: ........ok

by O'MASTER FLEX December 21, 2004

penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022