penismaker

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.

I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?

by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

penisgazer

Someone who can't hold eye contact with males because of the strong urge to look in their crotch area.

Micah: "Dude Bam, you're such a penisgazer, my eyes are up here."

by Bammiee May 17, 2010

peniscake

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013

Peniskake

Translates to '' Peniscake '' in norwegian. Common word to call your friend when he is being a dick, or a '' Peniscake ''

Dude! Stop! You're being such a Peniskake right now!
LOL You look like a peniskake.

by Peniskakemannen August 9, 2016