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penisvagina 

used when you have nothing else to say. used to confuse others and to get off the topic you wish not to talk about. A confuser.
Shanante: Demad! why the freak was you all up in chanequa's grill like that!
Demad: huh? oh, penisvagina
Shanate: ........ok
penisvagina by O'MASTER FLEX December 21, 2004
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penisvagina 

substitution for any swear words
*ashlyn drops book on floor*
ashlyn: penisvagina !!

Penis-Vagina-Cock 

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.
Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...
Penis-Vagina-Cock by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

penis-vagina-sex

The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.
I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.

penisagina 

a female version of the male pleasure organ commonly known as the penis, the penisagina is what we refer to as the clitoris.....like the penis, the penisagina also erects during arousal and is the one and only exterior portion of the female genitalia that is capable of producing orgasm upon stimulation

i.e. rub that penisagina!!!
penisagina by Jenny and Yelena April 13, 2007

Penis Vagina 

Where some one has a penis and a vagina
Hey that person has penis vagina
Penis Vagina by Happy guy123 March 13, 2019

penis penis vagina 

1. how to count in 7/8 time in music

2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl
1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)

2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."
penis penis vagina by MRxDRC January 13, 2011
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