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Are fun to play with.
"I like to play with penises."
Penises by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
Words you can keep
(noun) the plural term for penis; multiple penis; group of penis
i will turn all of my ex boyfriends penises into penWAS's
Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.
We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!
Penises by D-lo June 6, 2003
Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind
1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises
Penises by B-Rok June 23, 2003
To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.
Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.
Penises by TSpank July 3, 2003

Penises. 

Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.

penises and beer

the female version of titties and beer.
fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>
penises and beer by gabi September 7, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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