showering

showering is something that tom hanks can't do

normal person-I like showering
tom hanks-why do you like showering when you can not shower

by rishi savaged May 6, 2021

showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

by Emily January 31, 2004

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by RAINFALL September 28, 2012

Shower

1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.

While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.

by Haha Im alone. October 12, 2020

...shower...

-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.

ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.

by supulton July 10, 2008

showerer

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

by oro uma September 3, 2009

shower

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on

by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005