Penisfucker
Penisfucker by xavier wells October 18, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
penisfucker
GUy: PENISFUCKER!!!!
Doctor: We're afraid he won't be able to integrate into human society at this point.
Mother: *Sobbing*
Doctor: We're afraid he won't be able to integrate into human society at this point.
Mother: *Sobbing*
penisfucker by SmellyFISHY June 10, 2023
Related Words
that pencefucker
That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.
Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.
that pencefucker by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
Penisbocker
When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.
Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017
penislicker
penislicker by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009
penislicker
some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.
Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!
penislicker by randomcrapping April 9, 2011
Penisfucky
Penisfucky by Peepeedfucky September 21, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026