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Penciled 

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.
I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth
Penciled by Jaquavious337.3 February 10, 2023

Penciled in 

Someone who has been scheduled for a fuck.
"You busy tonight?"

"Yeah sorry. I've penciled in Kristin for an hour before work."

"Cool. That chick is a total freak."

"Yup, yup."
Penciled in by pH Balance January 25, 2008

penciled in 

1) to have a temporary plan to do something with someone.

2) to insert your penis into a butt and/or vagina.
1) "Your appointment is penciled in for 7:00."

2) "I was penciled in with Sarah last night."
penciled in by awkbitch July 27, 2013

pencilled in

Tentatively scheduled or tentatively planned. Sometimes used to give the appearance of wanting to meet when no such desire exists.
Ok John, I've got you pencilled in for two o'clock on Thursday unless something comes up.
pencilled in by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

pencilled in

When something is not completely confirmed. Like if you use a pen it's confirmed. Pencilling in is a maybe.
" Did I book that music video?"

"They have you pencilled in."
pencilled in by Sass o'clock November 30, 2015

pencildick 

A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.
the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.
pencildick by ootmtoo May 24, 2008

Heavily Pencilled 

As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.
Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.
Heavily Pencilled by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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go ahead
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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