4 definitions by Porky Blunder

Toby

Excellent

Toby is an excellent human being

by Porky Blunder April 6, 2023

Bill Gates

Someone who refuses to pull out before ejaculating during sex.

Just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell, he’s obsessed with pumping his demon seed into everyone on the planet.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went full Bill Gates instead, hopefully she’ll give birth to my genetically engineered organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

Bill Gates

A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

Heavily Pencilled

As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.

Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.

by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019