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pencildick 

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.
lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!
pencildick by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

pencildick 

a statement which means the opposite of what u think....it is used to describe men that are very handsome, smart, and their penis is usually more than 10 inches in length
Omg that guy is such a pencildick hes like the sexiest guy i've ever seen
pencildick by hotchick908 September 8, 2010

Pencildick logic 

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.
Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10
Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

pencil dick 

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.
wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.
pencil dick by James August November 27, 2007

pencil dick 

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.
pencil dick by bagitbabe May 15, 2008