a statement which means the opposite of what u think....it is used to describe men that are very handsome, smart, and their penis is usually more than 10 inches in length

Omg that guy is such a pencildick hes like the sexiest guy i've ever seen

pencildick by hotchick908 September 8, 2010

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Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.

Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

Pencildick logic by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

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Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

Pencil Dick Dalton by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

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pencil dick

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

pencil dick by James August November 27, 2007

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pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

pencil dick by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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