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A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.
Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
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The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears
There was a wild meating party Saturday night.
by The tenderizer October 09, 2017
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A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.
Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!
by jewrock January 27, 2011
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To have really gross sex. Either, with someone gross, or just doing gross things.

They meated, They were meating.
Oh my god, Ashley has been meating since middle school. What a whore.
by Chloe1111111111 March 18, 2010
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A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.
"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"
by orangefizzlebiz October 20, 2008
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