pen0rz

Penis. Also, something that 1337 dudes talk about all the damn time

omg! liek, I'm so 1337 my pen0rz is bigger than j00.

by Rebecca teh 1337 mastah January 11, 2006

anteater pen0rz

An uncircumsized penis.

When Aaron was born, he wasn't circumsized, so he has an anteater pen0rz

by The 2.0 April 3, 2009

pen0r

A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.

*** Typical Use of the Word ***

<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!

<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?

<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K

by OddNumber September 7, 2004

Pen0r

A slang term for Penis that is often used on the internet in chatrooms and on games.

Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!

by Empsha Duskryn October 15, 2008

pen0r cannon

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster

The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!

by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008

pen0rphobia

The fear of having a small dick, and or the fear of people around you having bigger dicks then you

"Hobbs John from #random was scared that his dick was smaller then most.

by ||SysTeM|| June 4, 2004

e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005