pen0r

A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.

*** Typical Use of the Word ***

<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!

<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?

<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K

by OddNumber September 8, 2004

pen0r

Pen0r is a very funny word that most people dont know what it means. :O It really is an Internet way of saying penis but most people dont know, so you can write it on the schools whiteboard and get a good laugh. Or you can have Circuit CIty put it on the address label for the stuff you order from their site.

J00bie from The Star Syndicate made this word funny and proper to use. Infact, J00bie makes my pen0r happy!

Thank You From Ordering From CC.com!
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by Radio F Software February 24, 2005

pen0r

Nubfagspk for penis.

All nubfagspkrs luv teh pen0r.

by napoleon_danneskjold November 4, 2007

Pen0r

A slang term for Penis that is often used on the internet in chatrooms and on games.

Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!

by Empsha Duskryn August 21, 2008

Pen0r

a gay word for penis

Bob - WHY IS MY INTERNET GOING SLOW !
Tim - cause you have cancer
Bob - im getting ready to rip off my pen0r
(true story)

by niggerfaggot1234121 July 22, 2009

pen0r cannon

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster

The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!

by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing January 24, 2006

e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005