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The infinitive Spanish word meaning "to pwn". To date, it is the only verb in the Spanish language ending in "0r."

The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).

A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.
¡Te pwn0! ¿Por qué no me puedes pwn0r? ¡Porque soy imposible pwn0r!
pwn0r by ThatDamnNinja December 26, 2007
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Mike: z0mg i g0t hard pwned!
Pesst: heh
Mike: h0w d0 j00 do dat??
Pesst: im t3h pwn0z0rz! u can't even pwn a n00b, biatch!
Mike: STFU! and gimme ya account 4 nasty dollars!
Pesst: no way!
pwn0z0rz by megapesstia November 3, 2006
To completely demolish the competition to the extent where the get pwned.
*/yyan's awesome performance in that server was some crazy. It was such pWnz0rz that everybody thought he was hacking!
pWnz0rz by */yyan February 5, 2004
Penis. Also, something that 1337 dudes talk about all the damn time
omg! liek, I'm so 1337 my pen0rz is bigger than j00.
pen0rz by Rebecca teh 1337 mastah January 11, 2006
Newest way to say "pwned," "pwnt," "pwn3d," etc., etc.
Something that is cool.
Bob: Yo yo yo homie cheese slice, that new movie pwns0rz.
pwns0rz by Ukyo Hikuraga. March 16, 2005

anteater pen0rz 

When Aaron was born, he wasn't circumsized, so he has an anteater pen0rz
anteater pen0rz by The 2.0 April 3, 2009
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