pwn0rz

the adjective form of pwn (own)

pwn: to own or be very good
pwn0rz: someone who is 'off the heezy' or amazin'

by Evel_Knievel jajaja August 7, 2003

pwn0r

The infinitive Spanish word meaning "to pwn". To date, it is the only verb in the Spanish language ending in "0r."

The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).

A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.

¡Te pwn0! ¿Por qué no me puedes pwn0r? ¡Porque soy imposible pwn0r!

by ThatDamnNinja December 26, 2007

pwn0z0rz

Extremely PR0 gamer, typically arrogant.

Mike: z0mg i g0t hard pwned!
Pesst: heh
Mike: h0w d0 j00 do dat??
Pesst: im t3h pwn0z0rz! u can't even pwn a n00b, biatch!
Mike: STFU! and gimme ya account 4 nasty dollars!
Pesst: no way!

by megapesstia November 3, 2006

pWnz0rz

To completely demolish the competition to the extent where the get pwned.

*/yyan's awesome performance in that server was some crazy. It was such pWnz0rz that everybody thought he was hacking!

by */yyan February 5, 2004

pen0rz

Penis. Also, something that 1337 dudes talk about all the damn time

omg! liek, I'm so 1337 my pen0rz is bigger than j00.

by Rebecca teh 1337 mastah January 11, 2006

pwns0rz

Newest way to say "pwned," "pwnt," "pwn3d," etc., etc.
Something that is cool.

Bob: Yo yo yo homie cheese slice, that new movie pwns0rz.

by Ukyo Hikuraga. March 16, 2005

anteater pen0rz

An uncircumsized penis.

When Aaron was born, he wasn't circumsized, so he has an anteater pen0rz

by The 2.0 April 3, 2009