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A penis, as defined in leet or 1337 speak. In the early 90s when people started using keyboards, they decided everything looks cooler if you can replace letters with numbers or add z's and r's to words. Similar words are Haxor, lulz, warez ect.

This still happens in 2012, however it has become an ethnic thing mostly because they cant spell. not because they think its funny like we did in the 90's.
90's usage: The Warez MIRC chatroom waz lame so I smurfed all the penorz! Im so uber 1337!! ROFLCOPTER!!

Modern day: That bitch was crazy so I had to whip out my penorz and smack her in the face with it.

2012 ethnic usage: Yun, DaT shiZ was DA PenorZ. LiL WaYn3 For3vRZ!
Penorz by azezial July 21, 2012
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Penorobigus 

A term generally used to describe a person who emits a lot of win or gar from themselves.
Example 1:

Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!

Example 2:

Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!

Example 3:

Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Penorobigus by Ghawd May 29, 2008
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Penor Cleanor 

Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.
Dude.... your a penor cleanor.
Penor Cleanor by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005
Penor (penor, p3n0r, penoah): Elite word for penis.
Your penor is huge.
Penor by Major Penor October 17, 2003
Penis. Pinga. Moronga. Paleta. Fuck stick. Cunt buster. Banana with milk. Wetty.
Wetty likes to fap his penorp while playing PUBG with his bois.
penorp by Penorp May 12, 2018

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

Penor Noir 

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.
Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal
Penor Noir by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016
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