pemdoc

i honestly don’t know wtf that shit is

joel: pemdocs
melanie: what the fuck is pemdocs
joel: pemdocs.

pemdoc by melanielol November 13, 2021

pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton

"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"

pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

pedocon 

A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.

It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

pedocon by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021

pedocon 

it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection

Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right

pedocon by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

pedocock 

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

pedocock by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018

pedocop 

A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.

"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"

pedocop by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

pedocreep 

Noun: a person,usually older than 18 but not always, who likes someone younger, usually younger than 18 but not always.

Verb: the act of creeping on someone younger

Not the same as a pedophile, in most cases their is a small age gap between the pedocreeper and the pedocreepee

Noun
Girl A: Isn't your sister 19 and her boyfriend 17?
Girl B: Yeah, she's such a pedocreep.

Verb
Boy A: Are you going home for spring break?
Boy B: Yeah, and the high school is the same as ours. I'm about to pedocreep hardcore.

pedocreep by nainaisixtwosix March 16, 2010